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st. ives-第67部分

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made at once for the common entrance and sealed the stair。



We were admitted by a very sour…looking female in bombazine。  I 

gathered she had all her life been depressed by a series of 

bereavements; the last of which might very well have befallen her 

the day before; and I instinctively lowered my voice when I 

addressed her。  She admitted she had rooms to let … even showed 

them to us … a sitting…room and bedroom in a SUITE; commanding a 

fine prospect to the Firth and Fifeshire; and in themselves well 

proportioned and comfortably furnished; with pictures on the wall; 

shells on the mantelpiece; and several books upon the table which I 

found afterwards to be all of a devotional character; and all 

presentation copies; 'to my Christian friend;' or 'to my devout 

acquaintance in the Lord; Bethiah McRankine。'  Beyond this my 

'Christian friend' could not be made to advance: no; not even to do 

that which seemed the most natural and pleasing thing in the world 

… I mean to name her price … but stood before us shaking her head; 

and at times mourning like the dove; the picture of depression and 

defence。  She had a voice the most querulous I have ever heard; and 

with this she produced a whole regiment of difficulties and 

criticisms。



She could not promise an attendance。



'Well; madam;' said I; 'and what is my servant for?'



'Him?' she asked。  'Be gude to us!  Is HE your servant?'



'I am sorry; ma'am; he meets with your disapproval。'



'Na; I never said that。  But he's young。  He'll be a great breaker; 

I'm thinkin'。  Ay! he'll be a great responsibeelity to ye; like。  

Does he attend to his releegion?'



'Yes; m'm;' returned Rowley; with admirable promptitude; and; 

immediately closing his eyes; as if from habit; repeated the 

following distich with more celerity than fervour:…





'Matthew; Mark; Luke and John

Bless the bed that I lie on!'





'Nhm!' said the lady; and maintained an awful silence。



'Well; ma'am;' said I; 'it seems we are never to hear the beginning 

of your terms; let alone the end of them。  Come … a good movement! 

and let us be either off or on。'



She opened her lips slowly。  'Ony raferences?' she inquired; in a 

voice like a bell。



I opened my pocket…book and showed her a handful of bank bills。  'I 

think; madam; that these are unexceptionable;' said I。



'Ye'll be wantin' breakfast late?' was her reply。



'Madam; we want breakfast at whatever hour it suits you to give it; 

from four in the morning till four in the afternoon!' I cried。  

'Only tell us your figure; if your mouth be large enough to let it 

out!'



'I couldnae give ye supper the nicht;' came the echo。



'We shall go out to supper; you incorrigible female!' I vowed; 

between laughter and tears。  'Here … this is going to end!  I want 

you for a landlady … let me tell you that! … and I am going to have 

my way。  You won't tell me what you charge?  Very well; I will do 

without!  I can trust you!  You don't seem to know when you have a 

good lodger; but I know perfectly when I have an honest landlady!  

Rowley; unstrap the valises!'



Will it be credited?  The monomaniac fell to rating me for my 

indiscretion!  But the battle was over; these were her last guns; 

and more in the nature of a salute than of renewed hostilities。  

And presently she condescended on very moderate terms; and Rowley 

and I were able to escape in quest of supper。  Much time had; 

however; been lost; the sun was long down; the lamps glimmered 

along the streets; and the voice of a watchman already resounded in 

the neighbouring Leith Road。  On our first arrival I had observed a 

place of entertainment not far off; in a street behind the Register 

House。  Thither we found our way; and sat down to a late dinner 

alone。  But we had scarce given our orders before the door opened; 

and a tall young fellow entered with something of a lurch; looked 

about him; and approached the same table。



'Give you good evening; most grave and reverend seniors!' said he。  

'Will you permit a wanderer; a pilgrim … the pilgrim of love; in 

short … to come to temporary anchor under your lee?  I care not who 

knows it; but I have a passionate aversion from the bestial 

practice of solitary feeding!'



'You are welcome; sir;' said I; 'if I may take upon me so far to 

play the host in a public place。'



He looked startled; and fixed a hazy eye on me; as he sat down。



'Sir;' said he; 'you are a man not without some tincture of 

letters; I perceive!  What shall we drink; sir?'



I mentioned I had already called for a pot of porter。



'A modest pot … the seasonable quencher?' said he。  'Well; I do not 

know but what I could look at a modest pot myself!  I am; for the 

moment; in precarious health。  Much study hath heated my brain; 

much walking wearied my … well; it seems to be more my eyes!'



'You have walked far; I dare say?' I suggested。



'Not so much far as often;' he replied。  'There is in this city … 

to which; I think; you are a stranger?  Sir; to your very good 

health and our better acquaintance! … there is; in this city of 

Dunedin; a certain implication of streets which reflects the utmost 

credit on the designer and the publicans … at every hundred yards 

is seated the Judicious Tavern; so that persons of contemplative 

mind are secure; at moderate distances; of refreshment。  I have 

been doing a trot in that favoured quarter; favoured by art and 

nature。  A few chosen comrades … enemies of publicity and friends 

to wit and wine … obliged me with their society。  〃Along the cool; 

sequestered vale of Register Street we kept the uneven tenor of our 

way;〃 sir。'



'It struck me; as you came in … ' I began。



'O; don't make any bones about it!' he interrupted。  'Of course it 

struck you! and let me tell you I was devilish lucky not to strike 

myself。  When I entered this apartment I shone 〃with all the pomp 

and prodigality of brandy and water;〃 as the poet Gray has in 

another place expressed it。  Powerful bard; Gray! but a niminy…

piminy creature; afraid of a petticoat and a bottle … not a man; 

sir; not a man!  Excuse me for being so troublesome; but what the 

devil have I done with my fork?  Thank you; I am sure。  TEMULENTIA; 

QUOAD ME IPSUM; BREVIS COLLIGO EST。  I sit and eat; sir; in a 

London fog。  I should bring a link…boy to table with me; and I 

would too; if the little brutes were only washed!  I intend to 

found a Philanthropical Society for Washing the Deserving Poor and 

Shaving Soldiers。  I am pleased to observe that; although not of an 

unmilitary bearing; you are apparently shaved。  In my calendar of 

the virtues shaving comes next to drinking。  A gentleman may be a 

low…minded ruffian without sixpence; but he will always be close 

shaved。  See me; with the eye of fancy; in the chill hours of the 

morning; say about a quarter to twelve; noon … see me awake!  First 

thing of all;
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