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the mirror of kong ho-第7部分

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undeniably before his eyes; he preferred to recline for lengthy



periods by the side of a stream endeavouring to snare creatures of



whose existence he himself had never as yet received any adequate



proof。 Doubtless in my contemptible ignorance; however; I used some



word inaccurately; for those who stood around suffered themselves



to become amused; and the one in question replied with no pretence of



amiable condescension that the jest had already been better expressed



a hundred times; and that I would find the behind parts of a printed



leaf called 〃Punch〃 in the bookcase。 Not being desirous of carrying on



a conversation of which I felt that I had misplaced the most highly



rectified ingredient; I bowed repeatedly; and replied affably that



wisdom ruled his left side and truth his right。







It was upon this same occasion that a young man of unprejudiced



wide…mindedness; taking me aside; asserted that the matter had not been



properly set forth when I was inquiring about kites。 Both old and



young men; he continued; frequently endeavoured to fly kites; even in



the involved heart of the city。 He had tried once or twice himself;



but never with encouraging success; chiefly; he was told; because his



paper was not good enough。 Many people; he added; would not scruple to



mislead me with evasive ambiguity on this one subject owing to an



ill…balanced conception of what constituted true dignity; but he was



unwilling that his countrymen should be thought by mine to be sunk



into a deeper barbarism than actually existed。







His warning was not inopportune。 Seated next to this person at a later



period was a maiden from whose agreeably…poised lips had hitherto



proceeded nothing but sincerity and fact。 Watching her closely I asked



her; as one who only had a languid interest either one way or the



other; whether her revered father or her talented and



richly…apparelled brothers ever spent their time flying kites about



the city。 In spite of a most efficient self…control her colour changed



at my words; and her features trembled for a moment; but quickly



reverting to herself she replied that she thought not; thenas though



to subdue my suspicions more completelythat she was sure they did



not; as the kites would certainly frighten the horses and the



appointed watchmen of the street would not allow it。 She confessed;



however; with unassumed candour; that the immediate descendants of her



sister were gracefully proficient in the art。







From this; great and enlightened one; you will readily perceive how



misleading an impression might be carried away by a person



scrupulously…intentioned but not continually looking both ways; when



placed among a people endowed with the uneasy suspicion of the



barbarian and struggling to assert a doubtful refinement。 Apart from



this; there has to be taken into consideration their involved process



of reasoning; and the unexpectedly different standards which they



apply to every subject。







At the house of the Maidens Blank; when the evening was not spent in



listening to melodious voices and the harmony of stringed woods; it



was usual to take part in sit…round games of various kinds。 (And while



it is on his brush this person would say with commendable pride that a



well…trained musician among us can extort more sound from a hollow



wooden pig; costing only a few cash; than the most skilful here ever



attain on their largest instrumenta highly…lacquered coffin on legs;



filled with bells and hidden springs; and frequently sold for a



thousand taels。)







Upon a certain evening; at the conclusion of one sit…round game which



involved abrupt music; a barrier of chairs; and the exhilarating



possibility of being sat upon by the young and vivacious in their



zeal; a person of the company turned suddenly to the one who is



communicating with you and said enticingly; 〃Why did Birdcage Walk?〃







Not judging from his expression that this was other than a polite



inquiry on a matter which disturbed his repose; I was replying that



the manifestation was undoubtedly the work of a vexatious demon which



had taken up its abode in the article referred to; when another; by my



side; cried aloud; 〃Because it envied Queen Anne's Gate〃; and without



a pause cast back the question; 〃Who carved The Poultry?〃







In spite of the apparent simplicity of the demand it was received by



all in an attitude of complicated doubt; and this person was



considering whether he might not acquire distinction by replying that



such an office fell by custom to the lot of the more austere Maiden



Blank; when the very inadequate reply; 〃Mark Lane with St。 Mary's



Axe;〃 was received with applause and some observations in a half…tone



regarding the identity of the fowl。







By the laws of the sit…round games the one who had last spoken now



proclaimed himself; demanding to know; 〃Why did Battersea Rise?〃 but



the involvement was evidently superficial; for the maiden at whose



memory this one's organs still vibrate ignobly at once replied;



〃Because it thought Clapham Common;〃 in turn inquiring; 〃What made the



Marble Arch?〃







Although I would have willingly sacrificed to an indefinite extent to



be furnished with the preconcerted watchword; so that I might have



enlarged myself in the eyes of this consecrated being's unapproachable



esteem; I had already decided that the competition was too intangible



for one whose thoughts lay in well…defined parallel lines; and it fell



to another to reply; 〃To hear Salisbury Court。〃







This; O my broad…minded ancestor of the first degreean aimless



challenge coupled with the name of one recognisable spot; replied to



by the haphazard retort of another place; frequently in no way joined



to it; was regarded as an exceptionally fascinating sit…round game by



a company of elderly barbarians!







〃What couldn't Walbrook?〃 it might be; and 〃Such Cheapside;〃 would be



deemed a praiseworthy solution。 〃When did King's Bench Walk?〃 would be



asked; and to reply; 〃When Gray's Inn Road;〃 covered the one with



overpowering acclamation。 〃Bevis Marks only an Inner Circle at The



Butts; why?〃 was a demand of such elaborate complexity that (although



this person was lured out of his self…imposed restraint by the silence



of all round; and submerging his intelligence to an acquired level;



unobtrusively suggested; 〃Because Aylesbury ducks; perchance〃) it fell



to the one propounding to announce; 〃Because St。 John's Wood Shoot…up



Hill。〃







Admittedly it is written; 〃When the shutter is fastened the girdle is



loosened;〃 but it is as truly said; 〃Not in
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