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earliest　bye…elections　by　equally　silly　majorities。　But　the
mischief　of　the　general　election　could　not　be　undone；　and　the
Government　had　not　only　to　pretend　to　abuse　its　European　victory
as　it　had　promised；　but　actually　to　do　it　by　starving　the　enemies
who　had　thrown　down　their　arms。　It　had；　in　short；　won　the
election　by　pledging　itself　to　be　thriftlessly　wicked；　cruel；　and
vindictive；　and　it　did　not　find　it　as　easy　to　escape　from　this
pledge　as　it　had　from　nobler　ones。　The　end；　as　I　write；　is　not
yet；　but　it　is　clear　that　this　thoughtless　savagery　will　recoil
on　the　heads　of　the　Allies　so　severely　that　we　shall　be　forced　by
the　sternest　necessity　to　take　up　our　share　of　healing　the　Europe
we　have　wounded　almost　to　death　instead　of　attempting　to　complete
her　destruction。



The　Yahoo　and　the　Angry　Ape

Contemplating　this　picture　of　a　state　of　mankind　so　recent　that
no　denial　of　its　truth　is　possible；　one　understands　Shakespeare
comparing　Man　to　an　angry　ape；　Swift　describing　him　as　a　Yahoo
rebuked　by　the　superior　virtue　of　the　horse；　and　Wellington
declaring　that　the　British　can　behave　themselves　neither　in
victory　nor　defeat。　Yet　none　of　the　three　had　seen　war　as　we　have
seen　it。　Shakespeare　blamed　great　men；　saying　that　〃Could　great
men　thunder　as　Jove　himself　does；　Jove　would　ne'er　be　quiet；　for
every　pelting　petty　officer　would　use　his　heaven　for　thunder：
nothing　but　thunder。〃　What　would　Shakespeare　have　said　if　he　had
seen　something　far　more　destructive　than　thunder　in　the　hand　of
every　village　laborer；　and　found　on　the　Messines　Ridge　the
craters　of　the　nineteen　volcanoes　that　were　let　loose　there　at
the　touch　of　a　finger　that　might　have　been　a　child's　finger
without　the　result　being　a　whit　less　ruinous？　Shakespeare　may
have　seen　a　Stratford　cottage　struck　by　one　of　Jove's
thunderbolts；　and　have　helped　to　extinguish　the　lighted　thatch
and　clear　away　the　bits　of　the　broken　chimney。　What　would　he　have
said　if　he　had　seen　Ypres　as　it　is　now；　or　returned　to　Stratford；
as　French　peasants　are　returning　to　their　homes　to…day；　to　find
the　old　familiar　signpost　inscribed　〃To　Stratford；　1　mile；〃　and
at　the　end　of　the　mile　nothing　but　some　holes　in　the　ground　and　a
fragment　of　a　broken　churn　here　and　there？　Would　not　the
spectacle　of　the　angry　ape　endowed　with　powers　of　destruction
that　Jove　never　pretended　to；　have　beggared　even　his　command　of
words？

And　yet；　what　is　there　to　say　except　that　war　puts　a　strain　on
human　nature　that　breaks　down　the　better　half　of　it；　and　makes
the　worse　half　a　diabolical　virtue？　Better；　for　us　if　it　broke　it
down　altogether；　for　then　the　warlike　way　out　of　our　difficulties
would　be　barred　to　us；　and　we　should　take　greater　care　not　to　get
into　them。　In　truth；　it　is；　as　Byron　said；　〃not　difficult　to
die；〃　and　enormously　difficult　to　live：　that　explains　why；　at
bottom；　peace　is　not　only　better　than　war；　but　infinitely　more
arduous。　Did　any　hero　of　the　war　face　the　glorious　risk　of　death
more　bravely　than　the　traitor　Bolo　faced　the　ignominious
certainty　of　it？　Bolo　taught　us　all　how　to　die：　can　we　say　that
he　taught　us　all　how　to　live？　Hardly　a　week　passes　now　without
some　soldier　who　braved　death　in　the　field　so　recklessly　that　he
was　decorated　or　specially　commended　for　it；　being　haled　before
our　magistrates　for　having　failed　to　resist　the　paltriest
temptations　of　peace；　with　no　better　excuse　than　the　old　one　that
〃a　man　must　live。〃　Strange　that　one　who；　sooner　than　do　honest
work；　will　sell　his　honor　for　a　bottle　of　wine；　a　visit　to　the
theatre；　and　an　hour　with　a　strange　woman；　all　obtained　by
passing　a　worthless　cheque；　could　yet　stake　his　life　on　the　most
desperate　chances　of　the　battle…field！　Does　it　not　seem　as　if；
after　all；　the　glory　of　death　were　cheaper　than　the　glory　of
life？　If　it　is　not　easier　to　attain；　why　do　so　many　more　men
attain　it？　At　all　events　it　is　clear　that　the　kingdom　of　the
Prince　of　Peace　has　not　yet　become　the　kingdom　of　this　world。　His
attempts　at　invasion　have　been　resisted　far　more　fiercely　than
the　Kaiser's。　Successful　as　that　resistance　has　been；　it　has
piled　up　a　sort　of　National　Debt　that　is　not　the　less　oppressive
because　we　have　no　figures　for　it　and　do　not　intend　to　pay　it。　A
blockade　that　cuts　off　〃the　grace　of　our　Lord〃　is　in　the　long　run
less　bearable　than　the　blockades　which　merely　cut　off　raw
materials；　and　against　that　blockade　our　Armada　is　impotent。　In
the　blockader's　house；　he　has　assured　us；　there　are　many
mansions；　but　I　am　afraid　they　do　not　include　either　Heartbreak
House　or　Horseback　Hall。



Plague　on　Both　your　Houses！

Meanwhile　the　Bolshevist　picks　and　petards　are　at　work　on　the
foundations　of　both　buildings；　and　though　the　Bolshevists　may　be
buried　in　the　ruins；　their　deaths　will　not　save　the　edifices。
Unfortunately　they　can　be　built　again。　Like　Doubting　Castle；　they
have　been　demolished　many　times　by　successive　Greathearts；　and
rebuilt　by　Simple；　Sloth；　and　Presumption；　by　Feeble　Mind　and
Much　Afraid；　and　by　all　the　jurymen　of　Vanity　Fair。　Another
generation　of　〃secondary　education〃　at　our　ancient　public　schools
and　the　cheaper　institutions　that　ape　them　will　be　quite
sufficient　to　keep　the　two　going　until　the　next　war。　For　the
instruction　of　that　generation　I　leave　these　pages　as　a　record　of
what　civilian　life　was　during　the　war：　a　matter　on　which　history
is　usually　silent。　Fortunately　it　was　a　very　short　war。　It　is
true　that　the　people　who　thought　it　could　not　last　more　than　six
months　were　very　signally　refuted　by　the　event。　As　Sir　Douglas
Haig　has　pointed　out；　its　Waterloos　lasted　months　instead　of
hours。　But　there　would　have　been　nothing　surprising　in　its
lasting　thirty　years。　If　it　had　not　been　for　the　fact　that　the
blockade　achieved　the　amazing　feat　of　starving　out　Europe；　which
it　could　not　possibly　have　done　had　Europe　been　properly
organized　for　war；　or　even　for　peace；　the　war　would　have　lasted
until　the　belligerents　were　so　tired　of　it　that　they　could　no
longer　be　compelled　to　compel　themselves　to　go　on　with　it。
Considering　its　magnitude；　the　war　of　1914…18　will　certainly　be
classed　as　the　shortest　in　history。　The　end　came　so　suddenly　that
the　combatant　literally　stumbled　over　it；　and　yet　it　came　a　full
year　later　than　it　should　have　come　if　the　belligerents　had　not
been　far　too　afraid　of　one　another　to　face　the　situation
sensibly。　Germany；　having　failed　to　provide　for　the　war　she
began；　failed　again　to　surrender　before　she　was　dangerously
exhausted。　Her　opponents；　equally　improvident；　went　as　much　too
close　to　bankruptcy　as　Germany　to　starvation。　It　was　a　bluff　at
which　both　were　bluffed。　And；　with　the　usual　irony　of　war；　it
remains　doubtful　whether　Germany　and　Russia；　the　defeated；　will
not　be　the　gainers；　for　the　victors　are　already　busy　fastening　on
themselves　the　chains　they　have　struck　from　the　limbs　of　the
vanquished。



How　the　Theatre　fared

Let　us　now　contract　our　view　rather　violently　from　the　European
theatre　of　war　to　the　theatre　in　which　the　fights　are　sham
fights；　and　the　slain；　rising　the　moment　the　curtain　has　fallen；
go　comfortably　home　to　supper　after　washing　off　their　rose…pink
wounds。　It　i