burlesques-第60部分

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color　on　her　chin；　showed　she　was　not　of　the　Mussulman；　but　the

Brahmin　faithand　of　a　very　high　caste；　you　could　see　that　by　her

eyes。　　My　mind　was　instantaneously　made　up　as　to　my　line　of　action。



The　male　attendants　had　of　course　quitted　the　apartment；　as　they

heard　the　well…known　sound　of　her　voice。　　It　would　have　been　death

to　them　to　have　remained　and　looked　in　her　face。　　The　females

ranged　themselves　round　their　mistress；　as　she　squatted　down

opposite　to　me。



〃And　is　this；〃　said　she；　〃a　welcome；　O　Khan！　after　six　months'

absence；　for　the　most　unfortunate　and　loving　wife　in　all　the　world？

Is　this　lamb；　O　glutton！　half　so　tender　as　thy　spouse？　　Is　this

wine；　O　sot！　half　so　sweet　as　her　looks？〃



I　saw　the　storm　was　brewingher　slaves；　to　whom　she　turned；　kept

up　a　kind　of　chorus：



〃Oh；　the　faithless　one！〃　cried　they。　　〃Oh；　the　rascal；　the　false

one；　who　has　no　eye　for　beauty；　and　no　heart　for　love；　like　the

Khanum's！〃



〃A　lamb　is　not　so　sweet　as　love；〃　said　I　gravely：　〃but　a　lamb　has　a

good　temper；　a　wine…cup　is　not　so　intoxicating　as　a　womanbut　a

wine…cup）　has　NO　TONGUE；　O　Khanum　Gee！〃　and　again　I　dipped　my　nose

in　the　soul…refreshing　jar。



The　sweet　Puttee　Rooge　was　not；　however；　to　be　put　off　by　my

repartees；　she　and　her　maidens　recommenced　their　chorus；　and

chattered　and　stormed　until　I　lost　all　patience。



〃Retire；　friends；〃　said　I；　〃and　leave　me　in　peace。〃



〃Stir；　on　your　peril！〃　cried　the　Khanum。



So；　seeing　there　was　no　help　for　it　but　violence；　I　drew　out　my

pistols；　cocked　them；　and　said；　〃O　houris！　these　pistols　contain

each　two　balls：　the　daughter　of　Holkar　bears　a　sacred　life　for　me

but　for　you！by　all　the　saints　of　Hindustan；　four　of　ye　shall　die

if　ye　stay　a　moment　longer　in　my　presence！　　This　was　enough；　the

ladies　gave　a　shriek；　and　skurried　out　of　the　apartment　like　a

covey　of　partridges　on　the　wing。



Now；　then；　was　the　time　for　action。　　My　wife；　or　rather　Bobbachy's

wife；　sat　still；　a　little　flurried　by　the　unusual　ferocity　which

her　lord　had　displayed　in　her　presence。　　I　seized　her　hand　and；

gripping　it　close；　whispered　in　her　ear；　to　which　I　put　the　other

pistol：〃O　Khanum；　listen　and　scream　not；　the　moment　you　scream；

you　die！〃　　She　was　completely　beaten：　she　turned　as　pale　as　a　woman

could　in　her　situation；　and　said；　〃Speak；　Bobbachy　Bahawder；　I　am

dumb。〃



〃Woman；〃　said　I；　taking　off　my　helmet；　and　removing　the　chain　cape

which　had　covered　almost　the　whole　of　my　faceI　AM　NOT　THY

HUSBANDI　am　the　slaver　of　elephants；　the　world　renowned　GAHAGAN！〃



As　I　said　this；　and　as　the　long　ringlets　of　red　hair　fell　over　my

shoulders　（contrasting　strangely　with　my　dyed　face　and　beard）；　I

formed　one　of　the　finest　pictures　that　can　possibly　be　conceived；

and　I　recommend　it　as　a　subject　to　Mr。　Heath；　for　the　next　〃Book　of

Beauty。〃



〃Wretch！〃　said　she；　〃what　wouldst　thou？〃



〃You　black…faced　fiend；〃　said　I；　〃raise　but　your　voice；　and　you　are

dead！〃



〃And　afterwards；〃　said　she；　〃do　you　suppose　that　YOU　can　escape？

The　torments　of　hell　are　not　so　terrible　as　the　tortures　that

Holkar　will　invent　for　thee。〃



〃Tortures；　madam？〃　answered　I；　coolly。　　〃Fiddlesticks！　　You　will

neither　betray　me；　nor　will　I　be　put　to　the　torture：　on　the

contrary；　you　will　give　me　your　best　jewels　and　facilitate　my

escape　to　the　fort。　　Don't　grind　your　teeth　and　swear　at　me。

Listen；　madam　：　you　know　this　dress　and　these　arms；they　are　the

arms　of　your　husband；　Bobbachy　BahawderMY　PRISONER。　　He　now　lies

in　yonder　fort；　and　if　I　do　not　return　before　daylight；　at　SUNRISE

HE　DIES：　and　then；　when　they　send　his　corpse　back　to　Holkar；　what

will　you；　HIS　WIDOW；　do？〃



〃Oh！〃　said　she；　shuddering；　〃spare　me；　spare　me！〃



〃I'll　tell　you　what　you　will　do。　　You　will　have　the　pleasure　of

dying　along　with　himof　BEING　ROASTED；　madam：　an　agonizing　death；

from　which　your　father　cannot　save　you；　to　which　he　will　be　the

first　man　to　condemn　and　conduct　you。　　Ha！　I　see　we　understand　each

other；　and　you　will　give　me　over　the　cash…box　and　jewels。〃　　And　so

saying　I　threw　myself　back　with　the　calmest　air　imaginable；

flinging　the　pistols　over　to　her。　　〃Light　me　a　pipe；　my　love；〃　said

I；　〃and　then　go　and　hand　me　over　the　dollars；　do　you　hear？〃　　You

see　I　had　her　in　my　powerup　a　tree；　as　the　Americans　say；　and　she

very　humbly　lighted　my　pipe　for　me；　and　then　departed　for　the　goods

I　spoke　about。



What　a　thing　is　luck！　　If　Loll　Mahommed　had　not　been　made　to　take

that　ride　round　the　camp；　I　should　infallibly　have　been　lost。



My　supper；　my　quarrel　with　the　princess；　and　my　pipe　afterwards；

had　occupied　a　couple　of　hours　of　my　time。　　The　princess　returned

from　her　quest；　and　brought　with　her　the　box；　containing　valuables

to　the　amount　of　about　three　millions　sterling。　　（I　was　cheated　of

them　afterwards；　but　have　the　box　still；　a　plain　deal　one。）　　I　was

just　about　to　take　my　departure；　when　a　tremendous　knocking；

shouting；　and　screaming　was　heard　at　the　entrance　of　the　tent。　　It

was　Holkar　himself；　accompanied　by　that　cursed　Loll　Mahommed；　who；

after　his　punishment；　found　his　master　restored　to　good　humor；　and

had　communicated　to　him　his　firm　conviction　that　I　was　an　impostor。



〃Ho；　Begum；〃　shouted　he；　in　the　ante…room　（for　he　and　his　people

could　not　enter　the　women's　apartments）；　〃speak；　O　my　daughter！　is

your　husband　returned？〃



〃Speak；　madam；〃　said　I；　〃or　REMEMBER　THE　ROASTING。〃



〃He　is；　papa；〃　said　the　Begum。



〃Are　you　sure？　　Ho！　ho！　ho！〃　（the　old　ruffian　was　laughing

outside）〃are　you　sure　it　is？Ha！　aha！HE…E…E！〃



〃Indeed　it　is　he；　and　no　other。　　I　pray　you；　father；　to　go；　and　to

pass　no　more　such　shameless　jests　on　your　daughter。　　Have　I　ever

seen　the　face　of　any　other　man？〃　　And　hereat　she　began　to　weep　as

if　her　heart　would　breakthe　deceitful　minx！



Holkar's　laugh　was　instantly　turned　to　fury。　　〃Oh；　you　liar　and

eternal　thief！〃　said　he；　turning　round　（as　I　presume；　for　I　could

only　hear）　to　Loll　Mahommed；　〃to　make　your　prince　eat　such

monstrous　dirt　as　this！　　Furoshes；　seize　this　man。　　I　dismiss　him

from　my　service；　I　degrade　him　from　his　rank；　I　appropriate　to

myself　all　his　property：　and　hark　ye；　furoshes；　GIVE　HIM　A　HUNDRED

DOZEN　MORE！〃



Again　I　heard　the　whacks　of　the　bamboos；　and　peace　flowed　into　my

soul。



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Just　as　morn　began　to　break；　two　figures　were　seen　to　approach　the

little　fortress　of　Futtyghur：　one　was　a　woman　wrapped　closely　in　a

veil；　the　other　a　warrior；　remarkable　for　the　size　and　manly　beauty

of　his　form；　who　carried　in　his　hand　a　deal　box　of　considerable

size。　　The　warrior　at　the　gate　gave　the　word　and　was　admitted；　the

woman　returned　slowly　to　the　Indian　camp。　　Her　name　was　Puttee

Rooge；　his　was



G。　O'G。　G。；　M。　H。　E。　I。　C。　S。；　C。　I。　H。　A。





CHAPTER　VI。



FAMINE　IN　THE　GARRISON。





Thus　my　dangers　for　the　night　being　overcome；　I　hastened　with　my

precious